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August 26th, 2006
02:04 am
patiently waiting for the autumn and spring rains...
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August 22nd, 2006
03:20 am
I've been enlightened. Sort of like the wizard of oz...only sort of...
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July 19th, 2006
01:27 am
Kerri Lynn Crockett
Current Music: Queen- Crazy Little Thing Called Love
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July 7th, 2006
05:49 pm
No...I've changed my mind...
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July 6th, 2006
08:26 pm
Okay, okay, okay...shit sucks and I'm a dork...but I'm not upset. Although, I am rather indisposed to feeling like a chump, so, I have a terrible immature idea. I personally don't care how dumb it is. I feel like being dumb. Who knows what will happen?!
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June 18th, 2006
09:45 pm
I contemplate a tree. I then realize I don't have the patience for that kind of crap.
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June 2nd, 2006
09:54 pm
For a while now I've been spuradically introspective, often feeling really lame and embarassed as a result. Just the idea of self-pity annoys me. So, I'll choose not to indulge myself any longer, and rather, acknowledge how I've been affected by any such experience and recognize how I've become better for it. Even so, there's still a lot that annoys. Oh well.
Anyway, my point is, there have been a number of different reasons I've perpetuated the life of this stupid journal(it doens't matter that nothing written above seems to convey that point, it actually does, you just wouldn't get it). I'd like to think now I have a good and sound enough reason to actually put this journal to good use, and I must admit, I feel rather noble. I don't want to forget things. Even if I don't write anything too profound and meaningful, I find that two sentences revive an old conciousness and many old memories. There are also a number of other reasons, but I'm not going to get into all that now. Even so, there are memories tied into this entry. Ones that I won't worry about. Hopefully it will wind up being a good memory.
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August 23rd, 2005
12:00 am
...I will update my journal when I'm not busy,not lazy and/or have something to say...
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/ibrad/cool.gif) dope, phat and awsome
Current Music: Chaconne
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June 10th, 2005
11:32 pm
On a personal level, freaking out is a process whereby an individual casts off outmoded and restricting standards of thinking, dress, and social etiquette in order to express creatively his relationship to his immediate environment and the social structure as a whole.
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/ibrad/rotate.gif) Ramble On
Current Music: Muffin Man
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October 30th, 2004
01:09 am
What else....I saw some road-kill the other day. It really get's you thinking, you know. Like, "If I were a raccoon, I'd never get hit by a car...stupid raccoon." Then you wonder what the raccoon is thinking, and you suppose it's something like, "If I were a human, I'd never run over a raccoon." WHOOOOAH! I just blew my mind and spontaneously shat my pants. That's some deep cosmic shit.
Then later on I made eye contact with a raccoon and I felt like we were on a level field, and I said, "Don't believe it buddy. Those mother fuckers will run you over without batting an eye." Then he nodded is head in consent and said, "don't worry about it, buddy." Then I said, "Hey, I'm not your buddy, I'm straight." So he crossed the street and got his ass splattered all over the highway. Then I made some kind of cliche statement like, "that's the way the cookie...racoon crosses the street."
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/ibrad/nerd.gif) oi vey
Current Music: I Got You
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October 8th, 2004
10:29 pm
(edit)
I change my mind
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/ibrad/erked.gif) Here I go again on my own.
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October 1st, 2004
06:15 pm
I drew me a picture, but it's not finished yet.
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/ibrad/upsidedown.gif) enlightened
Current Music: Led Zeppelin - Over The Hills and Far Away
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September 25th, 2004
12:37 am
The funniest thing in the whole damn world!
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=rainbow.wmv
"No, no, let's all just pluck away with our twangers, yes!"
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/ibrad/naughty.gif) remember to pluck you twangers
Current Music: The plucking song
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September 14th, 2004
12:46 am - Then I said, "I was talking to the duck."
Yeah, so anyway. The guy got all offended and was like, "What is that supposed to mean?" Then I said, "Whatever you want it to mean, DUCK!" And he was all like, "That's it!" and he tried to molest me. That's when I new it was on! So then I punched his head off and he started running around like a duck with his head chopped off. Then I said, "Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch? ...I mean duck." So I hopped onto a unicorn (an actual one, not a some kind of metaphor for penis) and the unicorn, with Sylvester Stallone's voice, said, "Let's get out of this joint," and we rode off into the sunset.
Current Mood: all Braveheart "freedom" like
Current Music: that song that goes, "lick a camel's ass!"
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September 12th, 2004
01:53 am - What Subject?
I'm really pissed at the fact that I can't beat the damn Chess Master....he's nothing but a cheating son of a bitch.....and I hate the way dogs just crap on the floor like they own the place. Even though I tend not to crap on the things I own. Ya know, I'm just saying. That is....like if someone owns something, they at least have the option to crap on it...the way dogs do...as if they owned the place. But you don't go crapping on things that don't belong to you, that's just rude.
Oh, shit! In Shakespeare, "to die," means, "to have an orgasm." So, if you say something like, "This cherry cobbler is to die for!" It's like you just said that you had an orgasm from the cherry cobbler.
Yeah, well anyway...I'm so tired, I could just die. ha-HA! ZING! I'm so good.
Current Mood: Current mood my ass!
Current Music: Mad World
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August 28th, 2004
01:01 am
"If I wanted to date Sasquatch, I'd call your mother. HAHA!"
I've been watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force all day.
Current Mood: The Shake-zulah
Current Music: ATHF theme song
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August 26th, 2004
03:28 am
I don't know what the hell possesed me, but as some kind of practical joke on myself, I decided to take some laxatives and see what would happen. It turns out they work very well. So, yeah, like all fucking day too. It's like, as soon as you think you're done, it comes back for round two. Like, I'm Rocky and my spurratic shits are Apollo Creed. But I go the distance and that's what's important, just like in Rocky. And it's aslo like Rocky five, where I train my shit like it were my son, but in the end he tries to take my title and I have to get into a street fight with him and I do some weird bogus wrestling stuff 'cause it's not a boxing match ya know, it's a street fight... but in the end I kick his ass and all is good.
Current Mood: hyper
Current Music: You're (fucking) Crazy
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August 25th, 2004
05:45 pm
this entry was lame, and I intervene
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/ibrad/smile.gif) calm
Current Music: Cantaloupe Island
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August 24th, 2004
02:40 am
I have recieved enlightenment. For I am like the running water that worries not where it is going but simply trusts in the current to take it to its destiny... and totally rocks ass as it get's there.
No, I haven't recieved shit, I just made that up... but now that I think about it, this seems pretty deep.
Current Mood: high
Current Music: You've Got an Ugly Stupid Butt
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August 21st, 2004
09:09 pm
lame
Current Mood: dorky
Current Music: Mr. Brownstone
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